It was a pompous official matter, very ceremonious, lotsa people died. You know, the usual Best Chihuahua Papa in the Galaxy Star Wars shirt. To call it a gift, well, might be kinda a misnomer. More of a trade, to be perfectly honest. We got a huge, mineral rich asteroid, but it cost an arm, a leg, a couple billion lost souls, and the destruction of Ceres II entirely. You see, when they “gave it to us”, I, of course, mean they delivered it, in person, to our front door. Strapped to rockets. At three-quarters the speed of light. Apparently, Ki’ttack mining rigs are designed to double as mass drivers. Good to know.
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