There was one time in my life where IBS came in handy. I was working a real shitty job with Buckeye on Saturday dawg on Sunday shirt and I used my shit to steal an hour of pay each day. Our work days consisted 4 blocks of time. Morning, late morning, early afternoon, late afternoon. Most tasks assigned to me would take up to two or three of these blocks with little supervision after assigning the task. So I made it a point to take a 15 minute bathroom break during each block. That would round me out to an hour of paid pooping time per day or, $160 per paycheck (4-10s).
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That catch was the bathroom was the only place in the shop with Buckeye on Saturday dawg on Sunday shirt. Being that this machine shop was in Florida people had used the bathroom as a hideaway for years before I got there. So there were plenty of no phone signs, and a boss that would do a smell test if he suspected you were just killing time. This is where my IBS saved me. I can essentially shit on command. Any time, anywhere. So if Dave ever walked into the bathroom I could recognize his boots and just start shitting.