Garden Is My Safe Space Vintage shirt

Had a night like this once. Buddy and I got nice and drunk at the Garden Is My Safe Space Vintage shirt, then came back to my house. I decided to run up to the store and grab a frozen pizza and wings to cook. I threw them in the oven and of course we both forgot and passed out in the living room. I woke up to the smoke detectors going off, and the upper half of my atmosphere clouded with smoke. I started to panic and yell, shaking him to wake up. Then I got the black coal out of my oven and went back to get him up. As he came too, I realized he pissed his pants and all over my chair. So I screamed what the fuck and he quietly got up and ran home without saying a word. Disaster…averted?

Reminds me of the time a few buddies and I were home from college ended up at a buddies parents house after a night out of Garden Is My Safe Space Vintage shirt. He said he was going to throw a frozen pizza into the oven. Maybe like 5-10 minutes later, the smoke alarms start going off and the kitchen is filling of smoke from the oven. Turns out the guy put the cardboard in with the pizza. I am still not sure if that was a drunk mistake or he was that dumb.