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In my college days in a student house, drunk, wanted to make some food. Put oil in wok, on the Happy Some Grandmas Play Bingo Real Grandmas Watch Softball shirtand then i needed to take a (longer than anticipated) shit and forgot about it. Came back and already saw the orange glow around the corner. Big flames. Luckily i had some experience in kitchen fires and instinctively grabbed the blanket and turned off the gas. Now that i think about it…lotta suffering could have happened…DONT POOP WHILST COOKING (DRUNK) KIDS!

Once upon a time… A Happy Some Grandmas Play Bingo Real Grandmas Watch Softball shirtand I had ordered pizza, left it on the stovetop, and then gone to the bedroom to netflix and chill. Halfway through chilling he stops, looks out into the hallway, and says… “Does that look like firelight?” Go into the kitchen and the pizza box is on fire, things are melting around the oven, surprisingly not much smoke. His dog had reared up to sniff the pizza box and turned the knob, and turned on the electric burner on the stove, which got hot and combusted the pizza box. Not our fault!