I Like Coffee And Motocycle Drag Racing And Maybe 3 People shirt

Have a similar story, was on a bachelor party with a bunch of I Like Coffee And Motocycle Drag Racing And Maybe 3 People shirt. All wasted and half sleeping in the room next where the grill was. A couple buddies decided to cook som burgers and bacon at like 3am. I walk out and the grease is really flaming up and they’re freaking out, one was just about to throw a pitcher of water on it. Thank god I walked out when I did, told his ass to stop just in time. Turned the flame off and shut the lid and it went right out. Was pretty damn close to being a very bad situation with 12 drunk dudes with 9 of them out cold in the other room

And I just KNEW his ass was gonna spray an oil fire with I Like Coffee And Motocycle Drag Racing And Maybe 3 People shirt. I just knew it. I lept out of bed and sure enough, I see him pointing the sink hose like a gun at an oil fire. I yell “NOOOOO” but too late: a small fire absolutely exploded into a bonfire on top of the stove. Somehow I maneuvered over a couch and across the living room, grabbed a house plant, ripped it out of the pot, and threw it mound and all on top of the stove. It was a huge fucking mess, but the fire went out, and my brother learned a lesson that day.