Irish terrier I like beer and dogs and maybe 3 people shirt

This is something that more people can sense even if they don’t realize it. During ovulation, you’re meant (evolutionarily, not literally thankfuck) to get pregnant, so Irish terrier I like beer and dogs and maybe 3 people shirt and smell and hormones and lips are all at peak attractiveness. Opposite during PMS. My hair gets greasy and just doesn’t fall right, my face is dry, my scent on both skin and vagina is just not as alluring. It’s totally a thing and with enough time around the same woman, it’s obvious

That’s what I hate the most about Irish terrier I like beer and dogs and maybe 3 people shirt: it’s not being on my period that is the issue, that’s when things literally reset. It’s the 2-4 days before menses that I turn into a crying, hungry, emotional monster who is bloated and uncomfortable. My husband totally knows my tells at this point, but my go-to line is “I’m having some personal problems and it has nothing to do with you. Is like to watch 6 hours of Criminal Minds and eat salty things now, thanks love you bye”