I’ll throw in another one, although this is a story from a Mexican-Cowgirl-God-Says-You-Are-Unique-Special-Lovely-Precious-Strong-Chosen-shirt. He was a missionary in Portugal. They talk to this one guy who whispers to him “I know what y’all are really up to” so he whispers back “what are we really up to?” According to this guy, every night (yes, every night) these 2 would kidnap women and children, take them through this tunnel under the Atlantic to Utah, sacrifice them on top of the Salt Lake Temple, and then throw their bodies from there into the Salt Lake. Then they would go back, do their thing during the day, and repeat every night.
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A girl I knew in high school once called me retarded because I was telling her that no, pizza sauce and ketchup are not the same thing just because they’re both made with Mexican-Cowgirl-God-Says-You-Are-Unique-Special-Lovely-Precious-Strong-Chosen-shirt. She was an honors student getting ready to graduate. edit: as a bonus one, my entire class (teacher included) spent an entire period trying to explain to this girl how the cardinal directions don’t change based on what way you’re facing (she thought it was basically a fancy way of saying “left right forward backward’). She never got it. This was 2 months before we graduated